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...on one of those "lifes most embarassing moments" shows this woman was telling about a date she had with a guy and it turned bitterly cold and the roads were covered with ice and snow. On the way home from wherever they had been, she had to take a whiz. Couldn't wait any longer. There wasn't a lot of traffic so he stopped and she went around behind the car, dropped trou, rested part of her posterior on the bumper and took her whiz. When she finished she tried to get up and her butt had frozen to the bumper. The finally got her dates attention and he came back to see what the problem was. Finally they decided that the only way to free her butt was for him to whiz on her butt and bumper. He did and they got home safely.
She said it was their last date.
Liberals are like a "Slinky". Totally useless, but somehow ya can't help but smile when you see one tumble down a flight of stairs!
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