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...I have sent em numerous messages advising that I have not yet received my invitation and that it was probaly lost in the mail. I keep getting replies about "stalking" and "minimum distance of 500 feet" and "international incident". If I didn't know better I would think they didn't want me to be there.
...I was planning to go in my chartreuse leisure suit with the white belt and shoes and be accompanied by a half dozen elvis impersonators. I don't want to be too ostentatious and detract from the bride's wedding dress.
...perhaps you could wear something in plaid flannel.
Liberals are like a "Slinky". Totally useless, but somehow ya can't help but smile when you see one tumble down a flight of stairs!
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