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...we have a local weather gal with the biggest hooters in captivity. She works real hard to keep em from making a shadow on the weatherboard and the cameraman works just as hard to make sure they do. I watch the battle nightly and when it's over I can't tell ya if it's a heatwave or a snowstorm goin on outside.

Liberals are like a "Slinky". Totally useless, but somehow ya can't help but smile when you see one tumble down a flight of stairs!