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...I was once a chaperone at a party for teen agers. I noticed a couple of guys and girls giggling and pointing in my general direction obviously finding something about my appearance to be funny. One of the guys came over and said , "Pardon me Sirrrrrrrrrrrrr, could you tell me what time it it?" This launched the other three into gails of laughter that I still don't understand. I looke down at my wristwatch then back up at his face and said, "It's past yer bed time ya little bastard!" The other three nearly wet themselves. The "Sirrrrrrrrrrr" guy wasn't amused.
Liberals are like a "Slinky". Totally useless, but somehow ya can't help but smile when you see one tumble down a flight of stairs!
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