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...once when I was a cop we had half a dozen of em go into a bank to rob it and somebody set off the silent alarm. We surrounded the bank and the bad guys took hostages. There was a standoff for several hours, then I snuck up to the backdoor and tossed in a basketball. All the hostages escaped in the confusion.

Liberals are like a "Slinky". Totally useless, but somehow ya can't help but smile when you see one tumble down a flight of stairs!