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...all these weapons are available at Ribit's Assault Rifle Rentals, and remember, we can deliver any of them to your home, school, church or place of bidness within half an hour or ya get an additional 100 rounds of ammo absolutely free.

Liberals are like a "Slinky". Totally useless, but somehow ya can't help but smile when you see one tumble down a flight of stairs!