Swindler’s Tryst: X Users Clamor for SPLC Agent and Neo-Nazi Rom-Com Movie (Based on a True Story)
http://twitchy.com/warren-squire/2026/06/17/splc-nazi-rom-com-romantic-comedy-n24293
As we reported earlier Tuesday, one of the female higher-ups at the Southern Poverty Law Center allegedly transferred more than a million dollars to a male neo-Nazi. No surprise there, funneling money to leaders of hate groups is what the SPLC is notorious for. But there’s another wrinkle to the story: LOVE. It turns out the two were romantically involved. That has many online clamoring for a "based on a true story" romantic comedy based on the cringey couple.
Conservative commentator Matt Walsh hopes he’s got the ball rolling.
Matt Walsh (@MattWalshBlog) ~ If someone doesn’t turn this story into a romantic comedy screenplay, I’ll have to do it myself.
New York Post (@nypost) ~ SPLC boss funneled $1.2 million to lover in neo-Nazi group - pair even had joint bank account
http://trib.al/7wnuofS
Woof ... she's an oinker! Not sure any self-respecting Nazi would wanna be seen with THAT, don'tcha know.
SickofBigGov (@SickofBigGov1) ~ {Replying to @MattWalshBlog} Just being able to put "based on a true story" at the beginning alone would be worth it. So, where can we support getting this going?
That’s what we’d like to know.
Posters have some casting ideas but unfortunately one of their favorite acting choices is no longer with us.
Matt Walsh (@MattWalshBlog) ~ My only regret is that Phillip Seymour Hoffman isn’t alive to play the woman.
Pat (@CulturePants) ~ {Replying to @MattWalshBlog} A couple alternates:
BigShot57 (@WilburW72672305) ~ {Replying to @MattWalshBlog} Female lead is already locked in.
Brian Roth (@BrianRoth320940) ~ {Replying to @MattWalshBlog} It would just end up being Zendaya and Tom Holland anyway if Hollywood did it.
Then let’s hope Hallmark makes it, and not a major studio, so we can avoid that casting.
Some commenters are hoping that if it gets made, it’ll be a musical with a springtime release.
K J Gillenwater (@kjgillenwater) ~ {Replying to @MattWalshBlog} An updated version of "Springtime for Hitler," perhaps?
Marc Cocteaustan (@Igor_Cocteau) ~ {Replying to @MattWalshBlog} Can it be a sequel?
Robert Thomas (@Rwt1130Thomas) ~ {Replying to @MattWalshBlog} Mel Brooks could co-write it.
Just mention "Nazis" and New York Mayor Zohran Mamdani will secure Rockefeller Center for shooting at no cost.
Commenters have some great ideas for movie titles and art.
Philosophic Warrior (@SRAlsultani) ~ {Replying to @MattWalshBlog}
AnalogDad (@AnalogCryptoDad) ~ {Replying to @MattWalshBlog} Next up for the Dailywire ...
Nimerigar_hunter (@45_70_Logan) ~ {Replying to @MattWalshBlog}
Leroy Kincaid (@leroy_kincaid1) ~ {Replying to @MattWalshBlog}
Amy Schumer needs to get on the phone to her agent.
Looks like a poster has already gotten started on a trailer.
Deez Figz (@InTheMindOfAFig) ~ {Replying to @MattWalshBlog} @charliebcurran, we need a RomCom twist. Or is it RomKomph? 👻
Video ~ http://twitter.com/i/status/2066905808496177406
Ambrose Bacchus (@AmbroseBacchus) ~ {Replying to @MattWalshBlog} "SPLC in the City" - What happens when a big city atheist working girl with everything meets a man who believes whites should have their own homeland? Sparks fly when they both decide to burn a cross or two together! Coming this fall.
Daniel Gump ☕️ (@DSiPaint) ~ {Replying to @MattWalshBlog} Call it “The Southern Poverty Love Center.”
Call it "SPLC: The Funnel of Love."
Well, THAT is the ONLY way that oinker is ever gonna get inseminated - with a funnel.
Bonus Time!
Here are some proposed SPLC rom-com movie titles from Twitchy’s Warren Squire:
1) ‘Looking for Mr. Reich’
2) ‘Swindler’s Tryst’
3) ‘Marryin’ an Aryan’
4) ‘Swastickled Pink’
5) ‘Fräudulent Fräulein’
6) ‘Hate Actually’
7) ‘You’ve Got Heil’
Please add your own proposed titles to "Comments" section below.
The essential American soul is hard, isolate, stoic, and a killer. It has never yet melted. ~ D.H. Lawrence
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