... and ooh baby, she's a real piece-o-work. Heh heh heh heh heh.
Talarico's Mystery Vegan Gal Pal: Ex-Chief of Staff, Gay Bar Dancer, and the Most Convenient Reveal Ever
http://twitchy.com/justmindy/2026/05/29/talaricos-girlfriend-has-been-revealed-n2428724
James Talarico's girlfriend has been revealed. Yes, she apparently exists and is very real. You can find her at a gay bar dancing in her free time. Those are her words.
New York Post (@nypost) ~ Dem. Senate candidate James Talarico's mysterious girlfriend revealed - and she's vegan.
http://trib.al/Qq1IGae
He’s no Tofu Talarico — but he’s got a tofu-loving girlfriend.
Texas Democratic Senate candidate James Talarico’s mysterious beau is a vegan political lobbyist who previously worked as his chief of staff, The Post has learned.
Brianna Menard, 30, describes herself as a “committed vegan,” yoga buff and cat mom who likes “dancing the night away” at local gay bar Cheer Up Charlies in Austin, according her bio at a local food coop, where she serves on the board.
“James is not and never has been a vegan, much to his girlfriend’s chagrin. As the saying goes, true love conquers all,” said Talarico spokesman JT Ennis in a statement Friday.
Despite Menard’s dietary preferences, Talarico — a state lawmaker who dominated the Lone Star State’s Senate Democratic primary in March — has dismissed rumors of his own vegan-ness as “fighting words” after his Republican rival, former Texas attorney general Ken Paxton, accused him of being meat-free.
First of all, Paxton doesn't need to "accuse" Talarico of being meat-free - TALARICO PUBLICLY SAID HIS CAMPAIGN IS MEAT-FREE. It's right there on video tape in his very own words.
So, we knew the DNC was going to pick some girl from his staff to play his "beard" ... well, in this case, she is his EX-chief of staff ... and they picked a doozy. Menard likes to "dance the nights away at a local gay bar in Austin." That gay bar is probably where she first met Talarico.
It's so convenient this lovely Latina woman who is a vegan - but is adamant her loving boyfriend James has NEVER been a vegan - just emerged out of thin air.
Stephen Lloyd (@apparentlysteve) ~ How much is the DNC paying her?
A LOT!
Allegedly.
Allegedly ... A LOT!
TT Key (@The_Okay_Corral) ~ "Brianna Menard, 30, describes herself as a “committed vegan” ... who likes 'dancing the night away' at local gay bar."
They have a lot in common. He also likes gay bars.
It's great for couples to have common interests ... ALLEGEDLY.
Hollaria Briden, Esq. (@HollyBriden) ~ Oh look, they’re both actors. 🥰
"Actors" = shameless liars.
Lena (@Lena178159) ~ That's his "neighbour with a uterus."
Maybe that's his pet name for her.
His precious lil' "Uterus."
Josh Holmes (@HolmesJosh) ~ Come on!
It feels like they aren't even trying.
Buck Sexton (@BuckSexton) ~ She also could beat him in a fight.
That's not saying much.
Yeah, the DNC's lil' tofu-eating, gay-bar-dancing honey child would bitch-slap Talarico into oblivion in about five seconds, EVERY. DAMN. TIME.
Flappr (@flapprdotnet) ~ Is that a Sanskrit tattoo?
Drew (@tallRevere) ~ God has six genders and my girlfriend believes in pagan deities ...
jimtreacher.substack.com (@jtLOL) ~
Ami (@Ami_Marisol) ~ I’m too overwhelmed with my joke options here.
Oh, the jokes write themselves.
Jackie (@jackie1321_67) ~ "Who likes dancing the night away at a local gay bar" ... LMFAO! They are shopping buddies at best. 🤣🤣🤣
The essential American soul is hard, isolate, stoic, and a killer. It has never yet melted. ~ D.H. Lawrence
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