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They say that communication is the key to a successful marriage

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A wife was feeling particularly romantic, so she texted her husband:

"If you are sleeping, send me your dreams.
If you are laughing, send me your smile.
If you are eating, send me a bite.
If you are drinking, send me a sip.
If you are crying, send me your tears.

I LOVE YOU!"

Her husband, seeking further clarification, replied:

"I am on the toilet. Please advise." 




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