A wife was feeling particularly romantic, so she texted her husband:
"If you are sleeping, send me your dreams.
If you are laughing, send me your smile.
If you are eating, send me a bite.
If you are drinking, send me a sip.
If you are crying, send me your tears.
I LOVE YOU!"
Her husband, seeking further clarification, replied:
"I am on the toilet. Please advise."