How DARE They?! FAFO! Sam Stein's OUTRAGE Over ICE Pepper-Spraying Sen. Andy Kim Results in COMEDY GOLD
http://twitchy.com/samj/2026/05/26/sam-stein-is-outraged-ice-would-dare-pepper-spray-a-senator-n2428573
Sam Stein is horrified and outraged that ICE DARED to pepper-spray Democrat Senator Andy Kim when he got in the middle of a protest outside an ICE facility in New Jersey.
This may well be the biggest, most hilarious example of someone effing around and finding out we've ever seen.
Well, THAT is a fair amount of hyperbole - 'cuz I've seen Democrats several times on the receiving end of FAFO that were more hilarious than this - BUT, this moronic Joisey senator DID choose to put himself right in the middle of the "please gas me" zone. What a dumbass.
Sam Stein (@samstein) ~ ICE pepper sprayed a US Senator today (@AndyKimNJ)
http://www.nj.com/news/2026/05/ice-agents-pepper-spray-protesters-nj-senator-in-clash-outside-delaney-hall-in-newark.html?utm_source=twitter&;utm_medium=social&utm_campaign=njpolitics_sf&utm_content=nj_twitter_njpolitics
Too bad some lil' girl didn't come along and give him a kick to the nut-sack just for added benefit, eh?
Of course, Senator Kim is a Democrat, so there's a damn good chance that his balls haven't even descended yet.
THE HORROR.
From nj.com (behind a paywall):
Federal agents fired pepper balls at protesters outside Delaney Hall in Newark on Monday following days of unrest outside the privately run immigration detention center.
U.S. Sen. Andy Kim said he had trouble breathing from the cloud of pepper spray deployed as a growing crowd of protesters responding to an inmate hunger strike demonstrated outside.
“What we saw here is unfortunately just what we see all over the country,” Kim, D-N.J., told NJ.com after the incident.
“It’s sad, it’s a sad day.”
Only sad for you, Kim - you pussified clown. The rest of us are getting a chuckle at your expense.
Will Chamberlain (@willchamberlain) ~ Why was a US Senator spending his Memorial Day protesting federal law enforcement to the point of getting pepper sprayed?
Because Kim was trying to contribute to the "Democrat Narrative," but he got a little too close to the pepper spray. BWHA HA HA HA!!!
Because he wanted a photo-op to appeal to illegals who supposedly do not vote in our elections.
*cough cough*
These replies, you guys ...
Magills (@magills_) ~ {Replying to @samstein and @AndyKimNJ} AAAAAAHHHHHH IT STINGS IT REARRY STINGS HORY SHIT IT STINGS AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!
And now, we're dead.
Tony Kinnett (@TheTonus) ~ {Replying to @samstein and @AndyKimNJ} "No one is above the law"?
Do stupid things, win stupid prizes. Yadda yadda yadda.
Vincent Charles: Roi De Tout, (Ret.) (@YesThatVCharles) ~ {Replying to @samstein and @AndyKimNJ} Good.
Short. Simple. Accurate.
theRoddick (@OriginalRoddick) ~ {Replying to @samstein and @AndyKimNJ} Hahahahaha. Awesome.
We giggled. True story.
Charles X Proxy™ (@Charlemagne0814) ~ {Replying to @samstein and @AndyKimNJ}
And fin.
The essential American soul is hard, isolate, stoic, and a killer. It has never yet melted. ~ D.H. Lawrence
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