...when I like to jump in bed, pull the covers up over my head and make snoring sounds for 8 or 20 hours. Only I have a couple hours of bitching and bellyaching to listen to before I does that. I dunno why she does that. She been going on about the same stuff for 60 years (officially next week sometime) and I haven't even wavered the slightest bit in my goal of being "Pig King Husband". Somebody gotta do it.

Liberals are like a "Slinky". Totally useless, but somehow ya can't help but smile when you see one tumble down a flight of stairs!