http://twitchy.com/dougp/2026/05/20/dem-adviser-claims-that-what-graham-platner-bragged-about-doing-makes-him-more-relatable-n2428384

Old squaw leering at bizarre Nazi-lover because he makes her crotch sopping wet.
The laundry list of "issues" that are hanging over the campaign of Democratic Senate candidate Graham Platner of Maine continues to get longer.
You already know about the Nazi tattoo that the Democrats have demonstrated a willingness to overlook or forgive. Hey, they'd do the same for a MAGA politician, right? Um, nope.
Team Platner will also be trying to spin their way out of the candidate's previous comments about a U.S. soldier who was shot four times in Afghanistan.
See - SHOCKER! An Even NASTIER Graham Platner Reddit Post Has Surfaced That Makes His Nazi Tat Look TAME
http://twitchy.com/samj/2026/05/19/another-old-reddit-post-come-ps-back-to-haunt-graham-platner-n2428344

Elizabeth Warren is one of those Democrats who doesn't mind, because it's "D"ifferent:
Steve Guest (@SteveGuest) ~ Elizabeth Warren on the Nazi tattooed Graham Platner: “That’s my kind of man.”
Video ~ http://twitter.com/i/status/2045647050755231976

We did Nazi that coming, Liz!
Here's a shot and chaser of a comment from Platner that is now going around followed by Warren's enthusiastic endorsement (might be a good idea to listen with headphones on if you're at work or the kids are around):
Steve Guest (@SteveGuest) ~ Democrat Graham Platner “I still have to jerk off every time I sit in a portash!tter ... that blue water smell conditioned me.”
Video ~ http://twitter.com/i/status/2057053329050505323

Yep ... he said it.
Fox News Politics (@foxnewspolitics) ~ FIRST ON FOX: Democratic Maine Senate candidate Graham Platner's deleted Reddit account reveals graphic posts about masturbating in portable toilets and praising explicit military restroom graffiti — the latest in a growing trail of vulgar comments that could define his race.

Now comes the spin from a Democrat adviser to Platner.
This is a doozy:
Nick Puglia (@nickpuglia) ~ Graham Platner's advisor — who wanted to put his penis in a children's book — defends Platner proudly bragging about m*sturbating in public restrooms.
“When real people run for office, that embodies the good parts of it. It also embodies the realities that people live real lives.”
Video ~ http://twitter.com/i/status/2056838176019231012
BWHA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!! This freak thinks his candidate's overwhelming desire to choke his chicken every time he sits down in a port-o-potty is a "normal, desirable trait in a political candidate"???!!!

Yikes. There's literally nothing about Platner that the Dems won't try to defend or spin. Even the MS NOW host looked a little grossed out.
Steve Guest (@SteveGuest) ~ This is the Democrat Party in 2026.

No amount of crazy is too much for the 2026 Democrats.

The essential American soul is hard, isolate, stoic, and a killer. It has never yet melted. ~ D.H. Lawrence