Wispy Woman: Dem Senate Hopeful James Talarico Says His Mysterious, Unseen Girlfriend Is His "Rock"
http://twitchy.com/warren-squire/2026/05/16/james-talarico-says-he-has-a-girlfriend-shes-his-rock-n2428251
Democrat James Talarico has been pushed about his sexuality and romantic life since becoming his party’s U.S. Senate candidate in Texas back in March. On Thursday, he was asked on the Jamie Kern Lima Show podcast whether he had a girlfriend. He answered in the affirmative and then expounded on this person, who remains a mystery.
Talarico says that she is his "rock."
Breitbart News (@BreitbartNews) ~ James Talarico reveals he has a "girlfriend" and wants to have kids "one day" in a new podcast interview
"She is my rock. She is my best friend. I don't know if I could have gotten through the last six months of this crazy race if um if she hadn't been by my side."
Video ~ http://twitter.com/i/status/2055397873919901757
DogInATutu (@DogInATutu) ~ Wow, that's convenient timing to bring this topic up. He sure looks comfortable talking about it.
Hey, she’s totally real.
Posters say they’ve identified who this wispy woman is, with some insight from Jan Brady.
Enguerrand VII de Coucy (@ingelramdecoucy) ~ Her name is Georgina Glass. She goes to a different school, you wouldn’t know her.
Hunter Highden (@HHighden) ~
Rob Smithson (@RobSmithson6) ~ Uh huh. “She lives in another city. You wouldn’t know her.”
Joe Dirté (@IPostAndGhost) ~ This has “you wouldn’t know her, she goes to a different school in ... in ... Canada” vibes.
History with Khaylee (@KhaliBalmung) ~ His old girlfriend from Oklahoma was gonna fly out for the dance, but she couldn't cause she's doing some modeling right now.
Ah, Talarico is just running cover for his "cover girl." That’s got to be it.
He’s doing an incredible job, too. Posters wonder if anyone has ever laid eyes on this elusive enigma.
Tomi Lahren (@TomiLahren) ~ Has a human ever seen this magic mystery woman?
ptad (@ptad) ~ That's a great question. I'll bet there are female staffers drawing straws right now. Short straw loses and has to become his "rock."
Jamie (@Artdyst) ~ If "she" has been by his side for the past 6 months, one would think "she" would have been media-ized. Seems suspect.
Jennifer Zilla (@jennifer_zilla) ~ I’m bothered the most by how lazy they were not to hire an ambitious rising star Democrat woman to play his partner long before pushing him as the candidate. That’s shoddy work.
You think his handlers would have given him a "beard" to go with his boyish face.
Yeah, Democrats are just not too bright. They needed to find a believable "beard" for Talarico BEFORE they nominated him for the senate race.
Commenters say the word "beard" might provide a clue to who is really tickling Talarico’s fancy.
WittyAng74 (@AngieWhitt59366) ~ It's likely a trans dude.
God's Favorite Retard (@GodsFavRtard) ~ With the way Democrat party is, he really could have a "girlfriend." It could be Sarah McBride.
Pleased2meetchu (@Pleased2meetchu) ~
Mark (@rhapsodyboard1) ~ Found the girlfriend.
I have bad news for Talarico on the having kids front, though.
Maybe Talarico’s a sucker for a "woman" in uniform. Talarico believes trans women are women. It's presumptuous of us to think his significant other is a genuine female.
Commenters say we have misheard Talarico’s ‘my rock’ claim.
Brick Suit (@Brick_Suit) ~ Talarico might have said, "She is Barack."
Video ~ http://twitter.com/i/status/2055448185146064956
J Kelly (@Jkellybufgirl) ~ {Replying to @Brick_Suit} Ewwwwwww! My eyes damn it! 🤮🙃
Kate Hyde (@KateHydeNY) ~ James Talarico’s girlfriend:
Oh, they must have met in Boulder. That explains it. Never take her for "granite," James.
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