But, but, but ... God IS loving AND forgiving!!! God has sent one of His servants - King ribit, The Green, of Toad Suck - to the great unwashed of Ohio to educate them on the disastrous foolishness of being north of the Mason-Dixon Line and the enormous health benefits of consuming loads and loads of grits. His emissary, ribit, is working hard to get Ohio Buckwheats back on the blessed path of the straight and narrow.
Ain't dat right, ribit?!
The essential American soul is hard, isolate, stoic, and a killer. It has never yet melted. ~ D.H. Lawrence |