Three-Armed Iranian SEALS Swimming With Rifles Makes Us Question That Iran Is Winning the AI War
http://twitchy.com/brettt/2026/04/21/iranian-identical-twin-seals-swimming-with-rifles-makes-us-question-that-iran-is-winning-the-pr-war-n2427362
Our own Gordon K. reported earlier this month that Iran seemed to be "winning" the AI war with the United States, like this banger of LEGO Iranians chasing down the airman we rescued. It was posted by the Iranian embassy in Thailand:
Iran Embassy in Thailand ☫ (@IranInThailand) ~ ขณะนี้อยู่ในอิหร่าน
The Economist last week also determined that the "joyless theocracy," not known for its sense of humor, was out-trolling the Trump administration in the propaganda wars:
The Economist (@TheEconomist) ~ The Iranian regime is not known for its sense of humour. Yet many of its propaganda videos show fluency in their enemy’s culture. We explain how a joyless theocracy is out-trolling the Trump administration.
http://www.economist.com/culture/2026/04/17/in-the-ai-propaganda-war-iran-is-winning?taid=69e301c94cd2160001d65e17&;utm_campaign=trueanthem&utm_medium=social&utm_source=twitter
Well ... heh heh heh ... "The Economist" debased itself into absolute irrelevancy decades ago, so ...
"In the AI propaganda war, Iran is winning," declared the headline. And there's LEGO President Trump bandaged and on fire for some reason.
Iran's latest AI endeavor ... cloned Iranian fighters, holding American rifles in one hand (attached to arm #1, presumably), and furiously swimming - absolutely downright MOTORING, in fact - using arms #2 & #3. Take a look ...
GAZAWOOD - the PALLYWOOD saga (@GAZAWOOD1) ~ Iran's Islamic regime posted this video to strike fear into America.
Video ~ http://twitter.com/i/status/2046518781988483282
Now, I know the retards of the Iranian regime are certainly moronic enough to create and post this embarrassing schlock, BUT you almost have to wonder if something this pathetically bad wasn't produced and posted simply to hilariously troll the Iranian stooges, eh? BWHA HA HA HA HA HA!!!
Again, this editor is skeptical that this came from Iran. Are they telling us that this is all that's left of their Navy?
The Iran Watcher (@TheIranWatcher) ~ Someone needs to take AI away from the regime. This is embarrassing. 🤦♂️
Politi_Rican (@TheRicanMemes) ~ In response to the AI generated 3-armed Iranian seal team, President Trump to deploy sharks with frickin laser beams attached to their heads. 🤣🤣🤣
Video ~ http://twitter.com/i/status/2046596920768884999
Propaganda Sniper (@PewPewBangKaPow) ~ 🤣🤣🤣🤣
But, never fear ... the Brits and the French are coming to the rescue ...
NoBrakes (@twolanerodeo) ~ Meanwhile, here comes Starmer and Macron with their elite EU Boaty McBoatface team.
Video ~ http://twitter.com/i/status/2046607362119930228
... but, to whose "rescue," no one seems to know ... not even them.
The essential American soul is hard, isolate, stoic, and a killer. It has never yet melted. ~ D.H. Lawrence
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