Paul A. Szypula (@Bubblebathgirl) ~ I had honestly forgotten that Rep. Jasmine Crockett (D-TX) even existed, but then I saw she shared her future plans.
It’s a riot! 😂
She says she wants to go back to practicing law, write a book, do podcasts, do political commentary, teach, take speaking engagements, and take care of herself.
Crockett also says she wants to get involved in the “disinformation game.” She blames it for her crushing loss in Texas.
Her real problem is herself. Like most failed politicians, she refuses to acknowledge that people simply didn’t like what she had to say or how she said it.
Instead of coming up with positive policies to help people, she focused on race 24/7. She also proved herself to be an extreme hater of white people.
Sadly, that’s all she’ll be remembered for. Crockett’s brief political career is yet another cautionary tale of how identity politics is shallow and leaves one empty in the end.
That’s why Crockett will now go back to being forgotten—and come next January, no longer in Congress.
Whoever worked hard to make sure she lost her reelection, thank you.
Now let’s deal with that lunatic James Talarico.
Video ~ http://x.com/i/status/2044815366203793633
Practice law? Yeah, riiiiight ... I really want to be represented in court by a loon like her? I don't think so.
Write a book? Well, she either needs to find a ghost writer or she needs to learn English, first.
Teach? She could teach "Ignorant Narcissism 101" at Paul Quinn College.
Take care of herself? Yep, she most certainly needs to lose about 40 pounds off that big ol' PHAT ASS of hers. Once she does that, she can then aspire to her highest and best use - working the street corners of Harry Hines Boulevard.
A still from that video ...

Liberacrat™️ (@ViralVideos) ~ What in the f**k is going on with her eyes?
SavedGirl64 (@Girl64Saved) ~ Especially her left one. Is she drunk or is the eye lash glue malfunctioning?
It’s surely unexpected since those are premium eyelashes from Shontae’s Wigs and More Emporium.

One poster had an excellent idea of what Jasmine should do next ...
R. Hino Hunter (@RinoHunter2025) ~ Where she ultimately winds up:
Video ~ http://twitter.com/i/status/2044866936115179850

Crockett and Dockets: Jilted Jasmine Shares Career Plans After Losing House Seat and Senate Primary Race
http://twitchy.com/warren-squire/2026/04/17/jasmine-crockett-says-shes-reaching-out-to-law-firms-to-hire-her-after-her-election-loss-n2427200