"A Delta flight was delayed after a massive alligator plopped itself on the taxiway of a Georgia airport, according to reports."
A six-foot gator is "MASSIVE," sire? What kinda tall tales have you been tellin' them New York newspaper boys, eh?

Kinda like them stories you been tellin' da gals down at da NTC ...


The essential American soul is hard, isolate, stoic, and a killer. It has never yet melted. ~ D.H. Lawrence