"Beldin is buried under so many swimsuit photos that if the IRS ever did audit him, the poor agent would need sunglasses and a cold shower before continuing."
Ah, ha ... FINALLY ... someone finally recognizes da professional method to my madness! Dis wizard knows da secret in how to distract and bamboozle dem revenuers.

Dem auditors don't know what hits 'em until it's too late and there's nuthin' left but surrender.
