He must've gotten started at a really early age, eh?!

Well, this is California, The Land of Fruits, Flakes & Nuts, after all. Here's another bizarre case out of California ...
Serial butt-sniffer at it again, despite being charged and held on $100K bail just 1 month ago
http://nypost.com/2025/08/24/us-news/california-butt-sniffer-calese-crowder-arrested-yet-again/

The essential American soul is hard, isolate, stoic, and a killer. It has never yet melted. ~ D.H. Lawrence