So, here goes, ribit ... can you please issue an official royal pronouncement on "appropriately sized tampons for men's bathrooms"? Thanks in advance.
We'd thought we were past the trans activist "tampons in boys' restrooms" phase of governance, but Maryland Democrats are fighting to pass a bill that would mandate tampon dispensers in all state-owned buildings. This is a step up from mandating them only in public school restrooms. Note that in the bill, they refer to tampons as simply "hygiene products," not women's hygiene products.
Delegate Kathy Szeliga, a Republican, gave the Democrats some grief about their wording that public buildings provide an adequate supply of appropriately sized tampons.
Tim Young (@TimRunsHisMouth) ~ In Maryland, they’re now debating what size tampons need to be in men’s bathrooms at their football and baseball stadiums.
This is what you get when you have Democrats in charge.
Video ~ http://twitter.com/i/status/2036502199430172774
BWHA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!! Ms. Szeliga OWNED these moronic Democrats with her question ... and the "Bambi-in-the-headlights" look on the Democrat dumbass who desperately tried to respond tells everyone that he KNOWS, without a shadow of any doubt, that she has just revealed that he and his fellow Maryland Democrats are ridiculous dumbf*cks.
But, you may be off the hook for an official ruling, yer majesty ... a fellow Texan has suggested a noted expert in the field of dumbassery that should be consulted ...
BearDown (@BearDownTX) ~ There’s only one true expert in the field of men’s tampons ...

MD Dems Want Public Buildings to Have "Appropriately Sized" Tampons in Men’s Rooms
http://twitchy.com/brettt/2026/03/24/md-dems-want-public-buildings-to-have-appropriately-sized-tampons-in-mens-rooms-n2426398

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