http://www.tmz.com/2026/03/16/inside-jesse-james-estranged-wife-bonnie-rottens-arrest/
Okay ... let's stop and perform some much needed analysis on this one, shall we?
First of all, this is Jesse James ...
... he is a television "personality" who builds motorcycles. He's been married 5 times ... wife #2 was a pornstar ...
Janine Lindemulder - Wife #2
... and current wife #5 was a pornstar.
Bonnie Rotten - Wife #5
Wife #3 of Jesse James was SANDRA BULLOCK ... YES, THAT Sandra Bullock!!!
Sandra Bullock - Wife #3
WHAT THE HELL WAS SHE THINKING???!!!
Next, if you marry a whack-job pornstar whose chosen stage name is "Bonnie Rotten" and she hits & bites you ... well ... WHAT THE HELL ELSE DID YOU EXPECT, you stupid wanker!
Here are Alaina James' (aka, "Bonnie Rotten") mug shots ...
Police believe Jesse James' wife, Bonnie Rotten -- whose real name is Alaina James -- attacked him Saturday in a fight that left him with visible injuries on his face and neck.
As we reported ... Alaina was arrested and booked into the Hays County Jail outside San Antonio, Texas on a charge of assault causing bodily injury involving a family member. But now we have all the gritty details of the shocking incident that Jesse says preceded the arrest.
In a police report obtained by TMZ, cops say Jesse accused Alaina of striking him several times in the face and biting his right thumb.
Police say they observed injuries on his body consistent with most of his story ... including "several dark red marks on right side of face (adjacent right eye) and (right side of neck)." ...
But now Alaina tells TMZ they're staying together ... "This was an unfortunate situation. Jesse picked me up from jail. We love each other and want to make it work. We had a quiet family night at home and are seeking help in areas we need and will have no further comment at this time."
OH, GOOD!
They've seen reason and are now returning to marital bliss!
The essential American soul is hard, isolate, stoic, and a killer. It has never yet melted. ~ D.H. Lawrence
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