Ohio,
Home of General and President GRANT, the General that kicked the confederacy's tails from one end of the confederacy to the other.
Not to mention that the OHIO regiments and Pennsylvania(Black Rifles) ones put fear into Reb soldiers who were facing them for good reason..
Those facts being true, it was a long time ago and y'all have since learned the errors of yer ways for the most part.
We don't talk much. We jest let our actions and the outcomes speak for themselves.
We did discover one thing you rebs was good at though.
College Football. Ya deserve props for some of them really good teams.. I wuz shocked y'all had it in ya..
I almost fergot. The thing ya is best at is woofin.
Lots of hot air.
Ohio invents things like Airplanes and flight and manufactures all kinds of products used in yer very own households.
We raise more Race Horses than Kentucky. By FAR. Its a myth that Kentucky is the race horse capital.
So, whatever ya rebs do, we just do it better and don't talk about it. Quietly just get things done..
I almost forgot. The Cleveland Clinic Medical Hospital, rated BEST in all of America is in Ohio and three other ones are in the top 20. Iffen ya need some hep with getting well I'll put in a word fer ya Reb to see if they'll look at ya as a favor..
ANyhoo, I know ya is jes havin some fun.. Like always.
and ya know I am too old to come find ya and give ya
a well deserved arse whuppin. Except Ribs. He's older. SO I'll cut him some slack.. 
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