...Sauna? I gots a phobia about them. I wuz a member in good standing in one of them health clubs where they specialize in helping ya lose weight by charging ya so much for da membership ya can't afford to eat. I was sitting in the hot tub bubbling away the pounds and this woman came in with an old guy in tow. She helped him get into the hot tub and then went and sat on a bench to play lifeguard for the olde farte. About 30 seconds into his hot tub bath he shit about a gallon of butt nuggets into the tub. I retched my way over to the shower and cleaned up. Found out later that it was the second time he had done it that week.
That was the nastiest thing I have ever seen or heard of until Stacey asked me to make a movie starring me and her in a scene from one of her romance novels.
Liberals are like a "Slinky". Totally useless, but somehow ya can't help but smile when you see one tumble down a flight of stairs!
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