I am becoming rather suspicious of ya trying to kill me by poisoning me with southern roadkill maggots.
May I suggest alternatives from other grains suchs as Cream of WHEAT, OATS, (great with walnut pieces, peanut-butter, sugar free syrup, cinnamon, perhaps a little non-processed honey from a local hive. (my son in law is a bee-keeper and harvests local honey every year.)
With that prescribed "survivalist stuff" ya suggested I would starve to death but I do have some reserves I carry on me all the time.
Nothing like fresh local honey though..