Tourist allegedly stole live flamingo from Las Vegas hotel, took selfies while ‘choking’ it
http://nypost.com/2026/03/05/us-news/vegas-tourist-steals-flamingo-takes-selfies-while-choking-it-cops/
...choking the flamingo must be something like choking the chicken, only beldin can explain the difference.

Liberals are like a "Slinky". Totally useless, but somehow ya can't help but smile when you see one tumble down a flight of stairs!