Minnesota Gov. Tim Walz testified on Wednesday before the House Oversight Committee about billions of dollars in fraud in his state that went on right under his nose. As we reported earlier, Walz went full deer-in-the-headlights when Rep. Jim Jordan asked him why he lied about why he resumed taxpayer payments to Somali fraudsters at Feeding Our Future, which took in millions to distribute meals that were never distributed.
Of course, poor lil' Timmy was rattled beyond belief about being caught red-handed and had absolutely no answers regarding his administration's complicity in this egregious defrauding of the American taxpayers. All he could see was the inconvenient, irrefutable facts bearing down on his undeniable corruption ...

So, Timmy did what comes natural for Democrats ... in a mad frenzy, he spewed something so hilariously ridiculous and meaningless to the proceedings that even small children couldn't believe it!

Video ~ http://twitter.com/i/status/2029231951769387404
But, never fear ... the foaming-at-the-mouth retards of the Marxist Democrat Party were able to fantasize that Tampon Timmy's incoherent, irrelevant word salad was some kind of a "mic drop." BWHA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!
CALL TO ACTIVISM (@CalltoActivism) ~ 🚨 OMGGG!!! Tim Walz just curb-stomped and NUKED the entire racist witch hunt MAGA circus with one sentence.
"There's no Somalian folks in the Epstein files."


The moron who founded "Call to Activism," Joe Gallina, is none too bright - 23 cans short of a full case, as it were. Heh ... Gallina is far more likely to actually be 25 cans short of a full case, but he's not intelligent enough to comprehend negative numbers and we don't want to strain his pea-brain further then necessary.
BUT, to help benighted Mr. Gallina understand why Jeffrey Epstein may have never personally associated with any "Somalian folks," here are a couple of truths for him to ponder ...
1. Somalis were WAY too damn butt-ugly for Epstein to even be within 100 yards of - their presence would have made him lose his lunch.
2. Epstein would have been consumed with professional jealousy ... because Somalis are far better and more consequential fraudsters and criminals than Epstein had ever hoped to become.
HOWEVER, not to worry ... there are bunches and bunches of Somalian folks found in the Tampon Timmy Walz fraud files.
Tim Walz Allegedly NUKED "MAGA Witch Hunt" by Declaring There Are No Somalis in the Epstein Files
http://twitchy.com/brettt/2026/03/04/tim-walz-allegedly-nukes-maga-witch-hunt-by-declaring-there-are-no-somalis-in-the-epstein-files-n2425687

The essential American soul is hard, isolate, stoic, and a killer. It has never yet melted. ~ D.H. Lawrence