ribit, you’re sleeping in camo jammies? Of course you are. A retired Marine — battle‑tested, jungle‑trained — and now you’re going to bed dressed like you’re deploying to the Pillowtop Province. You’re the only guy I know who thinks the apocalypse is coming and dresses like he’s reporting for duty at a Cub Scout lock‑in. That's not WWIII preparation, it's getting ready for nap time at Fort Pillow.
But don't worry. The Pentagon won't be calling you up. They'll be too busy laughing at the guy who thinks fleece pajamas are part of the national defense strategy.
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