Kentucky sicko covered in blood and fur arrested for performing unspeakable act with roadkill
A Kentucky man was arrested for having sexual relations with a dead deer after cops found him covered in the roadkill’s blood and fur, according to authorities.
http://nypost.com/2026/02/23/us-news/kentucky-sicko-covered-in-blood-and-fur-arrested-for-performing-unspeakable-act-with-roadkill/
...this goes above and beyond the guy who was trying to baptize the alligator.

Liberals are like a "Slinky". Totally useless, but somehow ya can't help but smile when you see one tumble down a flight of stairs!