...we had 28 degrees F here at Toadsuck and I would appreciate it if you would keep that Yankee weather up there where God put it in the first place. I gotta go out and get bloodwork this morning and am not looking forward to it. Mz ribit is constantly making doctors appointments for me cause she thinks I am sick. She will not let me get out of any of what she perceives as my job because I think I am sick. She fails to acknowledge that my "Snakcs and Naps" health program has been working for a long time and wants to replace it with drudgery and starvation. "Just shoots me while Im asleep" I tells her.
...and by the way, if ya want to see sumpin funny go out to ya barn, stand underneath that window and bang on the side of the barn with something.
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