Luis Vercetti (@97Vercetti) ~ If you think fireworks are loud, try opening this in the middle of the night.

Especially when it contains yer wife's dessert dat she brought home from da restaurant and she doesn't allow ya to get into da fridge after 10 p.m.


The essential American soul is hard, isolate, stoic, and a killer. It has never yet melted. ~ D.H. Lawrence