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Now, now, frog king ... I thoughts ya were 'sposed to be an understandin', magnanimous potentate? Shirley, as da royal paramour to The Black Hole of Calcutta, you of all people should know dat there ain't no leather or fabric expansive enuff to go 'round dose thighs! Da poor thang has no other choice but to throw some fishin' nets over 'em, don'tcha know! 

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Texas woman in leather underwear and fishnets allegedly crashed BMW while drunk
By: ribit
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Sat, 21 Feb 26 2:58 AM
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Texas woman in leather underwear and fishnets allegedly crashed BMW while drunk

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Texas Woman! 

http://nypost.com/2026/02/20/us-news/texas-woman-in-leather-underwear-and-fishnets-allegedly-crashed-bmw-while-drunk/

...due to declining standards, we may have to move the NTC to Ohio.


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