Now, now, frog king ... I thoughts ya were 'sposed to be an understandin', magnanimous potentate? Shirley, as da royal paramour to The Black Hole of Calcutta, you of all people should know dat there ain't no leather or fabric expansive enuff to go 'round dose thighs! Da poor thang has no other choice but to throw some fishin' nets over 'em, don'tcha know!


The essential American soul is hard, isolate, stoic, and a killer. It has never yet melted. ~ D.H. Lawrence