Thanks for the intel, ribit. So micro’s a Hollywood Marine, left‑handed, and an Ohio State fan. Terrific. You basically just described a man who could win a war, lose a fistfight with a revolving door, and still find time to argue about college football like it’s a hostage negotiation.
And you, ribit—‘nobody’s perfect except me.’ Please. The way you talk, I’m surprised you haven’t declared yourself a national monument. And mz ribit’s a husband beater? Wonderful. I finally meet a couple where she’s the Marine and you’re the emotional support animal.
But I love it. Really. I walk in here and it’s like joining a family reunion where half the people can kill me with a spoon and the other half are cheering them on. I feel right at home.
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