Ah, thanks for clearing that up. Here I was thinking I’d stumbled into a History Channel documentary narrated by a guy who drinks coffee with a fork.
You explain the joke like you’re defusing a bomb—‘Easy, midville, don’t panic, it’s just a tank named after a lady.’ I swear, CTJ, the way you break things down, I’m expecting you to put on a headset and start talking me through cutting the red wire. You’ve got the calm voice of a man who’s seen things… mostly bad puns and overcooked barbecue, but still. At this rate, you’re gonna start giving guided tours of the humor section: ‘On your left, folks, the joke. On your right, midville, still blinking.’
And President Trump making jokes about tanks? Beautiful. The man sees a 70‑ton armored vehicle and thinks, ‘You know who this reminds me of?’ That’s talent.
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