The Top Ten indications that you are dealing with a goat roper and not a real cowboy:
1. He’s got a 36’ gooseneck trailer hooked to a one half ton pickup
2. His cowboy hat is made in China
3. His saddle looks like a blue light special from K-Mart
4. He can rope a goat, but won’t even try a steer
5. You mention Cody Wyoming and he says “I don’t know him.”
6. His horse is named Donatello
7. He walks behind his horse and gets the snot kicked out of him
8. He gets off his horse and the saddle slides under the horse’s belly
9. He’s a vegetarian
10. He doesn’t read Farm Talk.
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