The Hooters Management is very serious about providing quality entertainment for our guests. And while the name of our establishment connotes a certain type of amusement ...

... a constant, never-ending diet of ... uh ... stimulative ... uh ... undulation ...

... no matter how pleasurably performed ... can ... possibly ... maybe ... become somewhat stale and boring for our guests if we don't mix it up from time to time. Therefore, we thought a video clip of zzshart desperately fleeing for his life in Syria from the anti-homo clutches of the Islamic Morals Police to be an amusing change of pace from our usual fare.

The essential American soul is hard, isolate, stoic, and a killer. It has never yet melted. ~ D.H. Lawrence