Eviction Lawyer Does the Funniest Thing Possible After Billie Eilish’s "Stolen Land" Comments
http://twitchy.com/aaronwalker/2026/02/04/eviction-lawyer-does-the-funniest-thing-possible-after-billie-eilishs-stolen-land-comments-n2424655
At the 2026 Grammy's, Billie Eilish claimed that "no one is illegal on stolen land." Of course, this is basically a declaration that America has no right to exist as a country, because by that logic if the Chinese military landed in California and started taking over "Red Dawn" style, we would have no right to resist that, either, because stolen land and all that.
Also, if no one is illegal on stolen land, then there is no such thing as trespass on that land, either. Any person can come into her house and crash on her couch, whether she likes it or not. And yet, Ms. Eilish seems to think she has the right to keep people out, as indicated by this old video discussing her mansion:
http://www.tiktok.com/@famousentertainment1/video/7063491664689548550?embed_source=121374463%2C121468991%2C121439635%2C121749182%2C121433650%2C121404359%2C121497414%2C122122240%2C121351166%2C121811500%2C121960941%2C122122244%2C122122243%2C122122242%2C121487028%2C121679410%2C121331973%2C120811592%2C120810756%2C121885509%3Bnull%3Bembed_blank&refer=embed&referer_url=twitchy.com%2Faaronwalker%2F2026%2F02%2F04%2Feviction-lawyer-does-the-funniest-thing-possible-after-billie-eilishs-stolen-land-comments-n2424655&referer_video_id=7063491664689548550
But that’s not the really funny part. You might also remember that a member of the Tongva tribe — which originally "owned" the land Eilish lives on — asked her how he can move back into his ancestral home. Here’s that post:
Stuttering Craig (Official) (@StutteringCraig) ~ Hello @billieeilish,
As a descendant of the Tongva people, I am here to reclaim my land that you have stolen.
Please advise how we can move ahead with this process.
Thank you.
And that takes us to today’s events. We want to introduce you to Avi Sinai, Esq. On his website, he presents himself as a lawyer specializing in "Eviction defense and trial representation" (emphasis added). And it appears that his company runs the @SinaiLawFirm Twitter/X account and they have made an interesting offer:
Real Estate Lawyer (@SinaiLawFirm) ~ FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE
Sinai Law Firm is offering to evict Billie Eilish from her Los Angeles home on a pro bono basis on behalf of the Tongva Tribe. Sinai Law Firm is the premier eviction firm in the county.
Real Estate Lawyer (@SinaiLawFirm) ~ Eilish’s admission that she lives on stolen land gives the tribe a rightful action for possession as the true owner of the property. The 30-day notice is already written and ready to be served.
Too funny!
(((Aaron Walker))) (@AaronWorthing) ~ Hey, @StutteringCraig, you might want to give this guy a call, see if he is for real.
Now, okay, we suspect all of this is just a bit of publicity-seeking and self-promotion. There is a real question of how seriously Mr. Sinai means all of this, when he writes another post starting off with the words "on a more serious note":
Real Estate Lawyer (@SinaiLawFirm) ~ On a more serious note, using a phrase like “stolen land” has meaning and actual implications in the real world. Both Santa Monica and W Hollywood city council meetings each start with land acknowledgements that they are sitting on stolen land. We have county supervisors reciting those lines too.
It’s both empty virtue signaling and used as a weapon at the same time. It’s empty because no elected official is giving the land back to the tongva just like Billie eilish is not going to get evicted nor will she give her house back.
It’s used as a political weapon to attack ‘things one side doesn’t like’ in both local and international politics, and worse, justifying political violence.
No land is stolen, just taken. I don’t make the rules, that’s the way history works.
AmishDude (@TheAmishDude) ~ She can live her activism in Minnesota. It’s lovely this time of year.
1st Cav (@Cav1Cav) ~
CryptoTex (@cryptotex13) ~
They say all publicity is good publicity, but I'll betcha, even though it has only been a few days since she made that comment, that Billie Eilish is already very ready for this to all blow over. BWHA HA HA HA!!!
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