http://twitchy.com/grateful-calvin/2026/01/31/delicious-abby-phillip-gets-housed-by-lydia-moynihan-about-the-facts-of-don-lemons-indictment-n2424527
I've heard of "hosed," but I was not familiar with the slang term "housed" ... so, I looked it up.
The Urban Dictonary says one of its many meanings is "completely destroyed."
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Housed
So, the headline stands, as is.
A couple of months ago, CNN host Abby Phillip took a break from getting her clock cleaned by Scott Jennings to sit down with Joy Reid (what a joke!) and explain what she thinks her job is.
It was a truly glorious moment for journalisming:
Western Lensman (@WesternLensman) ~ Abby Phillip describes how her job at CNN is to explain "the facts" to conservatives who live in "a completely different information world."
"Because when you don't ever even hear the facts, it's hard to even know that you're wrong."
"Half my job sometimes is knowing what the latest conspiracy is."
This was said to the nodding approval of the always-factual and not-at-all conspiratorial ... Joy Reid.
Absolutely incredible stuff.
Video ~ http://x.com/i/status/1988406462222090317
Yes, truly "incredible" (i.e., monumentally ignorant and ridiculous pomposity) "stuff" (i.e., bullsh!t). Joy Reid is one of the all-time stupidest (and racist) people to ever trod upon the planet Earth, but Abby Phillip is really giving her a run for her crown of idiocy, here.
Got that, conservatives? Like Gandalf towering over Bilbo Baggins, she's just here to help us.
She simply wants to explain the "facts" to all of us uneducated, ignorant, MAGA rubes.
And lucky us. She gets to explain those facts every night. For example, here she is last night, explaining them to The New York Post's Lydia Moynihan on the subject of Don Lemon's indictment. The only problem, as usual, is that Phillip is completely ignorant of the actual facts that were included in that indictment. Watch:
Western Lensman (@WesternLensman) ~
Moynihan: The indictment says that Lemon posted himself outside the door and prevented people from exiting.
Phillip: The indictment does NOT say that.
NEXT SEGMENT ~
Moynihan: *Quotes indictment*
Phillip: We have to question the characterizations in the indictment.
LMAO!
Video ~ http://twitter.com/i/status/2017593281228447932
Oops!
Notice how Phillip, who obviously never read the indictment, ever-so-clumsily pivots from "the indictment doesn't say that" to "well, I disagree with what the indictment says."
Classic Abby.
Umm ... Can someone explain to us again how she still has a job?
Well, the undeniable truth is that Abby Phillip is incredibly piss-poor at her job ... even if you take into consideration what she stupidly believes her job to be. BWHA HA HA HA!!!
You do have to almost be impressed with how stupid she can be on a regular basis ... ALMOST.
Dustin Grage (@GrageDustin) ~ A daily occurrence on this program.
Conservatives couldn't wish for a dumber foil.
Will Chamberlain (@willchamberlain) ~ Abby Phillip - if she had an ounce of good faith - would have immediately apologized to Lydia for wrongly accusing her of making things up. Instead she just pivots. Terrible host.
Of course Abby Phillip is not going to apologize for obviously lying through her teeth and intentionally insulting the intelligence of her audience and her guests with her very own pathetic ignorance ... she'd be on a constant apology tour for the rest of her life!
HAHAHA!
That's a pretty good joke, mentioning Phillip and "good faith" in the same sentence.
Steve Guest (@SteveGuest) ~ This is what defending the "narrative" and sacrificing the truth looks like.
As James Earl Jones used to say, "THIS is CNN."
"The Most Trusted Name in News."
LOL!
Jake13th (@JakeThirteenth) ~
Other late-night "comedy" programs abandoned humor a long time ago. But, we're happy that Phillip is still doing her best to make us laugh every night.
JWF (@JammieWF) ~ Is CNN embarrassed by having a stupid child host one of its shows?
You would think so, wouldn't you?
But they're not. They don't care, as long as she props up their preferred narratives. No matter how badly she does it.
Western Lensman (@WesternLensman) ~ Abby was so confident. And so wrong. Can never admit it, though.
Well, the least Abby should do ... for her own tattered reputation, more than anything else ... is stop calling other people liars on air when she's the one who is ignorant of the truth or intentionally lying herself.
We will never get tired of citing one of our favorite Ronald Reagan quotes -- and it seems there will never NOT be a need for his quote:
"The trouble with our liberal friends is not that they’re ignorant. It’s just that they know so much that isn’t so."
Some evergreen truth from The Gipper right there.
E (@Simply4Truth_) ~ WTF is this? Can't stand her.
Video ~ http://twitter.com/i/status/2017605150899163474
THAT is Abby's look when she knows she is UTTERLY BUSTED on the air. She is seething.
Oh, that was even better. The look on her face when Moynihan was reading from the indictment itself. You could feel how annoyed she was right through the video screen.
mog (@moggingface) ~ Phillip’s indignant sigh as she was confronted with the quoted indictment. The lady is such a hack.
Phillip's defeated facial expressions are almost as classic as Jennings's hilarious side-eyes to her and other leftists.
Jax Verza (@Orso_Dino) ~
But let's always remember that explaining "facts" to conservatives is Phillip's never-ending heroic mission.
Except, of course, when she doesn't know the facts.
Which is more or less 100 percent of the time.
The essential American soul is hard, isolate, stoic, and a killer. It has never yet melted. ~ D.H. Lawrence
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