Da King of Toad Suck sez ~ "I haven't even mentioned that she is months behind in backrubs and truck washing."
I'm sorry to hear dat, yer majesty! Do we need to send ya some help from da NTC?


'Course, we'd need to give 'em some special instruction ... seein' as how yer royalty and all dat. We wouldn't want yer massage to give ya a swelled head ...

And, now dat yer truck is used to bein' crushed ... uh ... I mean ... scrubbed ... like only Stacey can do ...

... we might have to find some ... uh ... heavy-duty girls fer dat job.

The essential American soul is hard, isolate, stoic, and a killer. It has never yet melted. ~ D.H. Lawrence