...whilst my authority knows no bounds, I have only deported a few yanke's from Toadsuck for heinous crimes and misdemeanors such as demeaning a quality health food like grits. Most of em fight like hell when they find out they being deported to Alabama but it's what the law requires

Liberals are like a "Slinky". Totally useless, but somehow ya can't help but smile when you see one tumble down a flight of stairs!