DAMN IT, frog king ... keep yer yap shut! Our fundraiser jest started and yer already givin' da game away to our gullible, blue-belly, non-grits-eatin' marks ... uh ... I mean ... to our generous benefactors from north of the Mason-Dixon Line. We gots donations to collect, DAMN IT!


The essential American soul is hard, isolate, stoic, and a killer. It has never yet melted. ~ D.H. Lawrence