ALERT! ALERT! ALERT!
The artic blast has hit the NTC and the poor waifs have little to wear and are shivering in the bitter cold.

Won't you PLEASE help now?! For as little as $10 per day - less than a cup of coffee at Starbucks - you could sponsor one of these damsels in distress who have lost their way in the wilds of Toad Suck County, GA.
SUBSCRIBE NOW!!!

The essential American soul is hard, isolate, stoic, and a killer. It has never yet melted. ~ D.H. Lawrence