There were reports that American forces, while scooping up Nicolás & Cilia Maduro for a court date in New York, happened to stop long enough at the monument to Hugo Chávez's "greatness" to give the remains of Venezulea's previous Communist dictator a proper send-off ...

This apparently triggered a bunch of Democrats into unceremoniously soiling their pants.
Tomb Kaboom! Minneapolis Socialists March to Protest the U.S. Bombing of Hugo Chávez’s Mausoleum
http://twitchy.com/warren-squire/2026/01/04/leftist-protestors-laud-hugo-chavez-minneapolis-maduro-n2423520
Socialists in Minnesota marched on Saturday to protest President Donald Trump's bombing of the final resting place of their hero, Hugo Chávez. The former Venezuelan president’s mausoleum was blasted while troops entered the South American country to arrest current dictator Nicolás Maduro. The "disrespectful" detonation infuriated socialists in Minneapolis.
A "disrespectful detonation"???

Yeah ... I, for one, am very hopeful that American troops had a chance to take a few sh!ts on ol' Hugo's sarcophagus before they blew it up.
Western Lensman (@WesternLensman) ~ Leftist protestors laud Hugo Chavez:
“They want to destroy the memory of the hero Hugo Chavez. Viva Chavez!"
Minneapolis. Because of course.
Video ~ http://twitter.com/i/status/2007618136963776586
annamerica (@annamerica_nft) ~ OMG, how brainwashed. Is he reading from the Wikipedia Communist edition?
Robert McLaws (@robertmclaws) ~ “Don’t forget to read your script, or you won’t get paid.”
Exactly.
Commenters noted the speed at which protesters were able to organize and march.
Western Lensman (@WesternLensman) ~ “Free Maduro"

John Ondrasik (@johnondrasik) ~ Free Palestine Clones
But, of course ... you can even see a Palestinian flag in the photo.
Lidia Orrego (@LidiaOrrego1) ~

Yep ... just break out the old "No Kings" signs, add "Except for Maduro," and they're ready to go!
TheInfidel (@InfidelJustan) ~ If anyone needs a million signs in less than 8 hours call a liberal - they have a guy.
Yeah, they had Soros on speed dial.
The ability to whip up signs at a moment’s notice definitely lends credence to the theory that these leftists are paid to protest.
Posters couldn’t help but notice the "No Kings" crowd was upset over a murderous tyrant’s grave being disturbed.
Big Lou 813 (@813Lou) ~ Who killed thousands of his own people?

That would be Hugo Chávez AND Nicolás Maduro, each ... and probably more on the order of tens or hundreds of thousands of their own people.
Western Lensman (@WesternLensman) ~ The same people say they hate Trump because he’s a dictator. You can’t make this crap up.
Joaquin Martinez (@JoaquinMar67151) ~ While the oppressed in Venezuela celebrate, Communists worldwide hold a wake.
Leftists hate it when anyone escapes Socialism.
Posters say Minnesota is a hotbed of craziness.
Dustin Grage (@GrageDustin) ~ These people must be studied. LOL!
Western Lensman (@WesternLensman) ~ {Replying to @GrageDustin} What the hell is going on up there, Dustin?!
Eric Pistey (@shawnpisteySC) ~ {Replying to @WesternLensman and @GrageDustin} Dustin, is something in the water?
Dustin Grage (@GrageDustin) ~ {Replying to @WesternLensman and @shawnpisteySC} Some things just can’t be explained ... like when Tim put tampons in the boys' bathrooms.
Vince Lyle (@VinceLyle2161) ~ {Replying to @WesternLensman} God, this is my state. Trump's next move should be sending Deltas in for Tim and Gwen Walz.
As tempting as that is, Trump would never do that because he’s not the tyrant Democrats are constantly lying that he is.

The essential American soul is hard, isolate, stoic, and a killer. It has never yet melted. ~ D.H. Lawrence