...with a kingdom as large as mine it is difficult to remember who has been assigned which tasks. Im sure the Donald has the same problem
...Hey Ohio State just choked on the big one. In just a couple of hours we will be able to tell micro that they haven't won a game all year. (I been saving that one)

Liberals are like a "Slinky". Totally useless, but somehow ya can't help but smile when you see one tumble down a flight of stairs!