The sign on the wall as you walked in read as follows:
CHEESE CUTTER WANTED,
No Experience needed. Will train.
I am not kidding.. I had to go back to my car because I could not stop laughing and miz micro would not allow me to go apply and demonstrate my prowess on cutting the cheese.
Some things are just too good to be ignored...
I wonder if there is such a thing as a "MASTER CHEESE CUTTER"? ... I know some people who could fill that opening quickly...