Luckily fer you I just saw this and it didn't happen.
Ya coulda had a heaping pile of cow pie supreme steal steamimg hot in front of yer front door at a minimum...
I got friends in low places all around this country as well as blood relatives in Texas.. And they ain't as old as me..
Sheeeeeesh.... Jes cuz the Buckeyes or Indiana will likely win the CFP AGAIN to demonstrate where the best college football is played ya don't have to threaten me with the nastiness of them steaks on legs waiting to be carved outta the rumps with the tenderloins..
Arch ain't ready for the pros yet. He didn't look all that great last season anyway.. Let's see if he improves this year..
IMO, The QB from Indiana and Ohio State would be great examples for the lad to imitate.. Of course, this is just what I think. YMMV...