...in nam they told us to never throw anything away or the vc would kill ya with it. They made boots out of old tires, used up batteries were still enough to set off a roadside bomb. The only thing we ever found they had no use for was "Ham and M-----F---ers" It was an inedible meal. If I had been king back then instead of an ordinary peasant I would have made that the only meal served in the congressional cafeteria until they fixed that problem.

Liberals are like a "Slinky". Totally useless, but somehow ya can't help but smile when you see one tumble down a flight of stairs!