Hey, I'd like to see the Repubs do a 'jasmine crockett' ad.
It could use the theme song of that old 'Davy Crockett' to the words of ...
[b]Crazy, Crazy Crocket ... Queen of the Loony Frontier'
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Now, the HAT would have to be changed - using the ole coon skin hat MIGHT be a bit too 'on point' for some.
SOOOOOOOOOOOO... suggestions for an 'appropriate' hat are now being solicited.
I thought of a 'Pig Snout, and Tail' hat ... but, nah
The closest I get to 'loony' is an crocodile dundee hat with a BIG gaping croc mouth, and a long 'croc lizard tail' goin down the back.
There's gots to be better ideas out there.

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