Do they eat grits?
**** No! No self respecting northerner would touch them maggots with yer tongue much less our own.. Jes cuz y'all can't afford to buy real food doesn't mean everyone can't... Now ya is forced to eat insects of some dried out sort and calls it GRITZ.
Its called that for a reason. It's gritty.. From the legs and antennae of them bugs you is munchin on..
Don't get me wrong. I love southern food like Smoked Virginia Hams, peaches and melons from Georgia and good beef cattle from the great state of Texas.
Y'all is actually good for some things, like feeding the rest of us... I knew there was at least one thing I could find good about the land south of the Mason-Dixon line... The prize for beef however goes to the cattle ranchers farther west and into the plains states.
Anyway, many thanks for the few things y'all do well.
Like raising one ton two legged hogs and putting a uniform on them and calling them football players..
No wonder nobody stands up against them..They just roll a ton of fat over onto the opposing player and smother them in fat. 
dem is some well fed beefaloes y'all got there..
Congrats to the hoosiers on a fine season.. Their new offense and defense is very good under this new head coach. I hope the Buckeyes get another shot at them.
I suspect the result will reverse with bigger margin..
Time for dinner. Miz micro is calling..
I'll be back in awhile....
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