...she will come after the dawg and if she ain't over loaded she might rescue too. Ya just gotta train that mutt to stay with ya if ya go down out there. If da missus opens the door and the mutt runs in the house then you is not likely to be a search party.
...do not wear any kind of coat with fur on it. She might confuse you with a rather large hedgehog.

Liberals are like a "Slinky". Totally useless, but somehow ya can't help but smile when you see one tumble down a flight of stairs!