...the mascots, a pig and a cow are both ignoble. The cow being slightly better, but neither mascot is up to matching the beauty of the DAWG. I am surprised that Davinci or one of them sculptors from way back when I was a kid didn't do a lot of DAWG statues instead of nekid guys.

Liberals are like a "Slinky". Totally useless, but somehow ya can't help but smile when you see one tumble down a flight of stairs!